my sweater is totally itchy and hot. Would it be incredibly inappropriate of me to tear it off, run around showing off my decolletage and scream "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..."?
Hey, sometimes, we gotta burn a few bras and let the bad boys swing to our knees
(totally pointless post, I know. But this is the magnificence of my wholly unique care bear stare being-WHA WHAT?!!!)