It was very rude

From: Anna

To: Nathan

Subject: It was very rude

…of you to put the foo fighters on my Pandora. No bueno.

From: Nathan

To: Anna

It’s very rude to not like the foo fighters.

From: Anna

To: Nathan

It’s incredibly tasteless to like the foo fighters.

From: Nathan

To: Anna

It’s unforgiveable to disparage the foo fighters.

From: Anna

To: Nathan

It’s a capital crime to waste one’s time defending the foo fighters.

From: Nathan

To: Anna

It’s inhuman to threaten a foo fighter fan.

From: Anna

To: Nathan

It’s Darwinism at its best when foo fighter fans are threatened.

From: Nathan

To: Anna

You may have my sword, you’ve clearly beaten me.